Call me crazy, but I used to think women who watched soaps were sad little housewives who sat at home lonely eating bon-bons. I never wanted to grow up and be one of those middle aged ladies who called their friends to gossip about fictional characters sleeping with each other, dying and then coming back to life, and long lost identical twins. I thought soaps were pointless and for people who didn't have a life. Oh judge not, lest you be judged! I must confess...I am addicted to reali...

It seems that the morning after "the morning after pill" (RU486)...you may be dead! The FDA released a new set of warnings for RU486 today, including side effects such as death and sepsis. Guess this form of birth control isn't any safer than an old fashioned abortion.

One of the greatest things about growing older (maybe the only thing) is the ability to know yourself. It seems my whole life until recently, I strived to find that "thing" that defined me. Usually, who I was depended on what I did. During my adolescents and teenage years, I would introduce myself to people this way: Hi, my name is Heather. I am a professional dancer. (not the adult entertainment kind) During my early to mid-20's, it sounded more like this: Hi, I am Joshua's moth...

Call me crazy because last night I had a son formulating in my head. During a bout of insomnia, I got up at 3 am to scribble down this political parody. (Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" TV show) Listen to a story 'bout a man named John, All he had to say was "Hey, we need Bush gone!" Then one day he was in a flip-floppin' mood, "War in Iraq is bad, No wait I think it's good." ....diversion, that is....wrong war...wrong time. Well the first thing ya know the two J...

Call me crazy because last night I had a son formulating in my head. During a bout of insomnia, I got up at 3 am to scribble down this political parody. (Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" TV show) Listen to a story 'bout a man named John, All he had to say was "Hey, we need Bush gone!" Then one day he was in a flip-floppin' mood, "War in Iraq is bad, No wait I think it's good." ....diversion, that is....wrong war...wrong time. Well the first thing ya know the two J...

Please for the sake of decent people everywhere, mark your articles as ADULT CONTENT if they are R or X-rated! Please refrain from using offensive and derogatory remarks as your title for all to see. You know who you are.... THANK YOU!!!

a recent ruling by the National Transportation Safety Board to require electronic data recorders or "black boxes" in all new cars manufactured in the United States. Owners also have no legal protections to keep them from being forced to hand over that information to another party if a court order demanded it. Call me crazy, but I am not going to buy another American made car as long as this practice is in place. I don't want anyone knowing when I use my brakes, seatbelt, how fa...

Looks like the Queen was exposed to more than she expected! Looks like he knew what he was doing! Link

Looks like the Queen was exposed to more than she expected! Looks like he knew what he was doing! Link

Yasser Arafat is officially pronounced dead. Will there be peace in the middle east?

I received this email today and could not stop laughing..... Special Notice from Carnival Cruise Lines NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES Afghanistan Cruise We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind We have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise. Attention Would Alec Baldwin Rosie O'Donnell Ed Asner Whoppi Gol...

Recently Time magazine ran a cover story and article titled, "The God Gene." In the article, a quiz was posted that supposedly helps one determine how spiritual they may be. I found out I was "spiritually average." Certainly not the outcome I expected. While I do not necessarily agree with the questions asked determining spirituality, I thought it would be interesting to see how my fellow JU's rated on this quiz. Quiz: How Spiritual Are You? To find out, take this test, which...

Call me crazy, but I think size does matter....especially for computer monitors. My 19" monitor died yesterday. It had been on its last leg for some time now. I whined and complained to my husband to get me a new one, but as long as I could still sorta read the blurring text and the power stayed on (even if it never turned off), I was content. But Monday night, the thing actually powered off. I went to bed with glorious hopes that whatever virus ailed my monitor had miraculously been healed a...

Ok, I have a quagmire. Not quite a quagmire of the Iraq war proportion, but hefty for my microcosmic world. I have one of those night guard thingies that keep me from grinding my teeth; I think someone else (Texas?) wrote about the expense of these "gadgets." Anyway, my 8 year old son saw mine on the bathroom counter and decided to pull both sides of it like a wishbone to see what happens. IT BROKE! (When asked why he did this, he responded, "Because I didn't think Mom needed it anymore." Whe...

BLEEEEPPPP!!!! We interrupt these blogs to bring you this important reminder..... Deadzombie has not been feeling well . He cannot be held accountable for anything he has or will say today. Even his wife has forgiven him. We now return you to your regularly scheduled and unscheduled blogs.