Call me crazy because last night I had a son formulating in my head. During a bout of insomnia, I got up at 3 am to scribble down this political parody.
(Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" TV show)
Listen to a story 'bout a man named John,
All he had to say was
"Hey, we need Bush gone!"
Then one day he was in a flip-floppin' mood,
"War in Iraq is bad,
No wait I think it's good."
....diversion, that is....wrong war...wrong time.
Well the first thing ya know
the two John's are a pair.
John Edwards said, "Vote us-
We've got the better hair."
Swift Vet ads revealed the true John Kerry,
While Michael Moore conjured up a new conspiracy.
....Fahrenheit 9/11, that is....George Soros and movie stars.
Now it's time to say goodbye
To John Edwards and Fred Gwen,
We would like to thank the Vets
For doin' Kerry in.
You're all invited in four years
To this locality,
To have a helpin' of the liberal party's true insanity.