Geek Break Up Lines 11. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F Relationship failed. 10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities. 9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm. 8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal. 7. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's bu...
Drama People you love to hate Banishment Reincarnation Infidelity Sex Religious conflicts Political disagreements Social issues All of these characteristics define and encompass both reality tv and online blogging. Let's face it, real people make the best entertainment. Anyone who has ever read my blogs, knows that I have a guilty love of reality tv . Well, I can now claim an almost complete recovery from my addiction to those shows. I have found the cure to my di...
"Doesn't Blogspot look so much sharper than JU?" "I've been impressed with the features of this website -- it's light years ahead of what I've been using in terms of ease of editing and fun stuff." "It runs a lot faster than the JU forums, too." "I just left a blog site that, like the United States is governed by an out-of-touch rich man, controlled by a conservative elite, and possessed of only one or two voices of moderation and compassion. People who don't toe the party line there ar...
I wonder if he received government funding for this? Wonder what makes this art and not grounds for commitment to the state hospital? A British performance artist has been living like an earthworm for more than week as part of a contemporary art event in England, according to a Local 6 News report. Paul Hurley has been in plastic wrap slithering through muddy holes in Devon, United Kingdom, as part of the event. His series of performances, "Becomings Invertebrate" investigates huma...
It takes a lot to make me angry I rarely experience the emotion True raw anger I usually feel guilty Or blame myself I was wrong, rotten, mean I caused it. Angry Visciously vehemently My reasons are logical Yet my thoughts are not Couldn't logically express them But through the madness, the scorn is righteous My feelings are red, bloody red My heart is black, vile black I feel no love for your artistry Your brainwashing Your enlightenment I am offended Offended you t...
Ways Geeks Celebrate Christmas 11. Mountain Dew-nog 10. Printing out "One Year of Free Computer Service" certificates to give to the family. 9. Designing elf-killing levels for your favorite FPS. 8. Explaining to children how it would be physically impossible for Santa to deliver all the presents. 7. Wear mistletoe hat and keep fingers crossed. 6. Devise a computer-controlled system to detect and prevent household members from trying to peek into their presents before Christma...
Just get over it already! -iamheather (resident psychologist advice) Please remit payment of $100 for your therapy in the form of check or money order.
Here is a fun little quiz: Which OS Are You? I took this quiz and the result was surprisingly accurate. (at least the insane part) I would love to know which OS you are!