Call me crazy, but I am a dyed flaming redheaded conservative, alternative rock-loving, tattooed, Sinead O'Connor fan who knows every song from the '50's and '60's, and card carrying member of the Republican party.
Benjamin Franklin that is
Published on December 6, 2004 By iamheather In Misc
After watching a documentary of Ben Franklin on the History Channel today, I was intrigued by the famous quotations he wrote. After a little research, I found literally thousands of his quotes. Here are a few of my favorites. Which ones strike your fancy, my fellow JUs?



I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. In my youth I traveled much, and I observed in different countries, that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

Wish not so much to live long as to live well.

He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas

Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other

One good Husband is worth two good Wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they're valued

Fish and visitors stink after three days

Who has deceiv'd thee so oft as thy self?

Well done is better than well said

To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish.

Be slow in chusing a friend, slower in changing

What you seem to be, be really

There are more old drunkards than old doctors

Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal

Love your Neighbour; yet don't pull down your Hedge

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.


Comments
on Dec 06, 2004
The one husband two wives qoute strikes me as odd, I can't put my finger on it but something there comes across poorly. He's so right about decieving yourself. I guess he didn't have flea collars for his dogs
on Dec 06, 2004
One good Husband is worth two good Wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they're valued


As a woman, trust me...good husbands are a rare commodity. It took me three to find my good one!
on Dec 06, 2004
ah, that qoute makes sense now
on Dec 06, 2004
Have to add these two:

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
on Dec 06, 2004
Iamheather... please take this in the spirit intended, but could it be that it took you three husbands to become a good wife?? lol

Just a thought.
on Dec 06, 2004

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

I would add: Or she will shut them for you!  !

But my favorite is:

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid

There are a lot of hard working people out there!

on Dec 06, 2004

I guess he didn't have flea collars for his dogs


Danny - does that mean that if you have flea collars then it's o.k. to lieth down with dogs?

on Dec 06, 2004
imajinit, it just means that you won't get fleas if you do
on Dec 06, 2004
Ghengis Hank:
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.


Good additions, Hank. Thank you.

ParaTed2k
Iamheather... please take this in the spirit intended, but could it be that it took you three husbands to become a good wife?? lol

Just a thought.


What spirit is that?

Dr. Guy
would add: Or she will shut them for you!




There are a lot of hard working people out there


It seems there are.

Danny - does that mean that if you have flea collars then it's o.k. to lieth down with dogs?


imajinit, it just means that you won't get fleas if you do


And this is true
on Dec 06, 2004
ParaTed2k: Actually I think it was the way iamheather said. Her first husband drank heavily and beat her. Her second husband, a sober and peacful man, kicked her to the curb when she became pregnant. Literally kicked her to the street. So other than bad judgement in her earlier husbands, I dont think iamheather has much in her own life to improve upon. She's a pretty outstanding person, fantastic mother and what every man could ask for in a wife. Unless you don't want kids or are a drunken bastard.

on Dec 08, 2004
She's a pretty outstanding person, fantastic mother and what every man could ask for in a wife. Unless you don't want kids or are a drunken bastard.


Thank you, babe.