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Marketing Gone Bad
Published on December 3, 2004 By iamheather In Humor
As most of my readers know, I have been suffering from some bizarre neck pain. I have absolutely no idea how or when I strained my neck (call me crazy!) to this point, but here I sit in agony.

Anyway, among the many "treatments" I have subjected myself to over the past week, I have several times resorted to the old stand-by BenGay. My love affair with BenGay spans decades. I wore it like a perfume during my dancing days (ballet, not stripping). I bathed in it during my pregnancy with the twins when I thought my back would break carrying two babies both over 7 lbs. Sometimes, BenGay became an aphrodesiac when Zombie massages it into my aching joints.

So, my admiration of BenGay grew exponentially when I read the latest packaging promising "vanishing scent." Could it be? Could my friend have removed the only blot on our relationship?

Well, if you think taking a shower after application qualifies as "vanishing scent," then yes the blot has disappeared. If applying a little on your nose, so that it becomes numb, qualifies as vanishing, then truth in advertising.

BenGay, I will love you, smelly or not, until the day my aches vanish!


Comments
on Dec 18, 2004

heather, i'd never heard of Bengay !. i had to go google it !.

australia misses all the good stuff. like graham crackers. and now BenGay !!!.

we have what i think is a similar thing, it's called 'dencorub'... what an unappealing name. still, i guess, 'bengay' is no prize-winning monicker either !

mig XXX

on Dec 18, 2004

Mignuna,

No BenGay...no graham crackers...I was considering Australia as a future residence should things ever go too far awry in the US, but now....well I am just not sure.

Dencorub, BenGay....wonder if they hired the same guy to create thier monickers.

Does Dencorub smell badly?