Kids can give whole new meanings to ordinary words, creating extraordinary laughs.
My parents live about 300 miles from us, but come to visit quite often as my father travels weekly for his business. My parents usually stay in a hotel considering we have a houseful of 5. During the summer months, usually the kids take turns staying the night at the hotel with my parents.
On their last visit, my six year old son asked, "Can I stay at the ho an' tell?
We all bowled over laughing! I said, "Sure, but you should never ever ho and tell.""