Call me crazy, but I am a dyed flaming redheaded conservative, alternative rock-loving, tattooed, Sinead O'Connor fan who knows every song from the '50's and '60's, and card carrying member of the Republican party.
Published on January 7, 2005 By iamheather In Blogging

Geek Break Up Lines

 

11. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.
10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.
9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.
8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
7. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.
6. I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.
5. It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)...
4. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out.
3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it?
2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking
for someone more feminine
1. So long and thanks for all the fish.

Comments
on Jan 07, 2005
BWaahahahaaaaa!
Good one. Remember that it is Greywar who is the geek in our little unit. Yeah not me.
on Jan 07, 2005

Remember that it is Greywar who is the geek in our little unit. Yeah not me.

Sure...sure...and thanks for reminding me.

on Jan 08, 2005
What? you mean those were lines? oh no, not again! This happens every time!
on Jan 08, 2005

What? you mean those were lines? oh no, not again! This happens every time!

so sorry NJ.