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Published on January 5, 2005 By iamheather In Misc

Legislation run amuck. The Houston City Council recently passed a new "SAFEclear" program, which just so happens to also be a law. Mayor Bill White was the mastermind behind the ridiculous plan. Here is a brief summary of the "traffic reducing" legislation.

 

 


Under the program, 11 towing companies have contracts with the city to respond to all disabled vehicles within six minutes and promptly get them off the highway once authorized by a police officer at Houston TranStar, the region's traffic-control center.

 

The tow truck ordinance divides Houston into 29 freeway sections. One truck is responsible for removing vehicles in each area.

 

Motorists no longer will be allowed to change flat tires on the freeway shoulder, leave vehicles to get fuel or call their own help.

 

 

 

 

Yes, Houston does have a traffic problem. Yes, Houston does need to address the problem and seek solutions. Is this new program a solution? Absolutely not. . Are stalled cars on the shoulder of highways the root of our traffic problems? Hardly.

 

 

The SAFEclear program auctioned off all of Houston highways in sections to various tow truck companies. In addition to the half million dollars raised by the auction, the city also receives $10 for every tow. Is this program lining pockets.....or clearing traffic obstructions?

 

The fee for the mandatory towing is $75. The stranded driver must have a credit card or cash on hand for the fee. Mayor White assured Houstonians that the fee will be reimbursed by insurance agencies (assuming the driver has a roadside assistance policy). If the fee cannot be immediately rendered, the tow truck will take the car to an impound, where the fee then includes an extra $124.

 

So, here is a scenario. My 16 year old daughter (if I had one) has a flat tire on the side of the road. She has decisions to make. She can try to change the tire in six minutes. She can call her father for help, hoping he can arrive and change the tire within six minutes. After six minutes, she will be approached by a tow truck driver (who are usually society's highest caliber citizens) and have to fork over $75. God help her if she doesn't have the money or a credit card on hand.

 

Does anyone else think the Houston City Council has lost their mind? This seems to be a serious infringement on Houstonian rights. I seriously wonder if this legislation will hold up under judicious scrutiny

 


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on Jan 05, 2005

Wow...just when I thought I'd seen the most inane legislation. I think I'm a-gonna have to start "Gid's 6-minute flat repair and gas service".

One other thought...it could lead to drivers trying to make it off the highway running on flats and further endangering other drivers...not a good scenario.

on Jan 05, 2005

"Gid's 6-minute flat repair and gas service".

There would be a fortune in it. Great idea, Gideon.

it could lead to drivers trying to make it off the highway running on flats and further endangering other drivers

I had not even considered that Gideon. Scary!

on Jan 05, 2005
The Jersey Turnpike has something similar. You have to be towed by a state police authorized tow company. I have triple A--I called them, they alerted the state police, I was towed off the turnpike to the nearest exit, where triple A picked me up...I wasn't charged for any of it--but i don't know how it works if you aren't covered.
on Jan 05, 2005

Absolute idiocy in action.  How much further out of touch with reality can these people get? Not everyone's going to have $75 to get towed off the side of the road, and exactly how are people going to know when a car's been there for 6 minutes?  Are there going to be tow trucks roaming around constantly, looking for broken down vehicles?  Are the towers going to stand there with a stopwatch, timing the poor drivers who are trying to change a tire or fix the problem?  What happens if all but one lug nut is in place when the six minutes is up?


As for impounding vehicles...yeah, that's a good idea. (havey sarcasm there for those who don't know me too well) Someone can't pay the $75 towing fee, so lets take their car, impound it, and then charge them another $124 on top of the $75 they already couldn't pay. 


What a bunch of eejits. 


Good to see you back, btw!

on Jan 05, 2005
Yes, but these tow trucks come whether you want them or not. You have exactly six minutes to get your car running....and it does cost you! If you refuse to be towed, the police are called. You can even be arrested!
on Jan 05, 2005

WOW!  HOw do you get in on the gravy train!  I am going down and go into Bussiness with Gideon!  I got real good at changing tires!

What a crock!  This is the worst kind of tax.  If they want to kill the city, I think they just figured out a way to do it!

on Jan 05, 2005
Yep, it really sounds stupid!

Imagine you couldnt change your tyre in 6mns, you cant pay for the towing and you go to jail because of it. And when you're there the other inmates (the usual junkies, prostitutes or whatever) give you unwelcoming looks. All that because of a funky tyre. Yay! Sounds grrreat HAha, this is hilarious, i cant believe it's turned into a law. Time to consider public transports...
on Jan 05, 2005
Houston you say? I'll make sure not to drive there. Not that I have alot of car troubles, but if I did it sounds like the troubles wouldn't end once they started. Why not turn every road in the city into a toll road as well? Then they could charge you for the honor of driving anywhere in the city, even more money for them.
on Jan 05, 2005
heather: I caught this on the news when I was in Houston . . . yikes. Crazy.
on Jan 05, 2005
This is on of the finest examples of the inanities of legislation I've ever seen. If I were writing a book of ridiculous legislations, this one would be in the top 5, for sure.

Thanks for sharing...

Cheers,

Maso
on Jan 05, 2005

 dharmagrl

exactly how are people going to know when a car's been there for 6 minutes? Are there going to be tow trucks roaming around constantly, looking for broken down vehicles? Are the towers going to stand there with a stopwatch, timing the poor drivers who are trying to change a tire or fix the problem? What happens if all but one lug nut is in place when the six minutes is up?

The tow truck drivers have "patrols" assigned to them. The sections of highway they won in the auction are their "patrolling" sectors... Guess these guys will make a point to be by the same place every six minutes or so. I suppose we should all make sure our lug nuts are nice and oiled before driving to work each day. Of course some tire changing practice will have to commence on the weekends.

Good to see you back, btw!

Thanks. I hope to be back into the regular blogging and commenting routine soon. It is good to see you. I have been reading all your blogs, but just haven't had time to comment on them. I will catch up on all the latest articles very soon, now that things have returned to some semblance of normal around here, i.e. relatives done visiting, children back in school.

Dr. Guy

What a crock! This is the worst kind of tax. If they want to kill the city, I think they just figured out a way to do it!

Well, the city is certainly in an uproar. Since the legislation went into effect on Saturday, over 400 vehicles have been towed, and one lady was arrested. Her van broke down. Her husband left her to guard the van while he retrieved the tire that spun off into the grass. The tire shop down the street didn't open for another 30 minutes, where the man planned to get buy a new tire. Mind you, their car was on the shoulder of the highway in no way creating a traffic jam. Well, when the wrecker came, she refused to let them tow it. The police were called and the woman was arrested and the van towed by the time he returned with the new tire....

island gurl

Time to consider public transports...

Unfortunately, in Houston, public transports are worse.

Danny

Why not turn every road in the city into a toll road as well? Then they could charge you for the honor of driving anywhere in the city, even more money for them.

Because there are not roads left to toll. Almost every major highway is already a toll road in Houston. We have the Sam Houston Tollway, The Belt Way, etc. all toll roads.

Texas Wahine

I caught this on the news when I was in Houston . . . yikes. Crazy
 

Yep, careful when you finally do move down here. I will try to get to you in 6 min or less if you do break down.

dynamaso

This is on of the finest examples of the inanities of legislation I've ever seen. If I were writing a book of ridiculous legislations, this one would be in the top 5, for sure.
 

I agree, maso. Zombie and I were laughing and ranting at the same time. It is almost too insane to believe. It sounds more like some crazy ramblings from a greedy CEO than actual legislation. Of course, our mayor is a former CEO...

Zombie said he wouldn't be surprised if late at night, the patrolling tow truck drivers decided to drum up a little more business by sprinkling the highway with nails or something.

 

 

on Jan 06, 2005
Oh and btw, Mayor Bill White is a Democrat and so is the majority of the Houston City Council.
on Jan 06, 2005
Yep, careful when you finally do move down here. I will try to get to you in 6 min or less if you do break down.


He he he . . .
on Jan 06, 2005

What's sad is, knowing this makes it a virtual certainty I will not visit the city of Houston for any reason. Far too much risk (lose a car worth thousands because you were stupid enough not to carry $75 cash with you).


"Houston, we have a problem"

on Jan 06, 2005
"Houston, we have a problem"


@ Gideon

Very nice.
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