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Would You Be Offended If You Received This Gift?
Published on December 13, 2004 By
iamheather
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For anyone trying to find the "right" gift for your single female friends, consider the
the Boyfriend's Arm Pillow.
Kameo, based in the southern Japanese city of Fukuoka, says the pillow is not only an emotional comfort, but that its shape keeps the body balanced by supporting the sleeper from both sides.
Sleepers typically curl up in between the body of the pillow and the crooked arm, with the sleeper's head resting on the pillow's 'bicep'.
Does this creep anyone else out? I guess at least it won't snore or toss and turn. But it is headless, for goodness sake! (of course some women have real boyfriends that seem to be missing one too) Even creepier, apparently a muscular boyfriend and slender boyfriend pillows are in the works.
Take heart men, a girlfriend pillow is coming soon.
Would you give this gift to someone? Would you want one of these?
Update
Men you need not wait! Upon further research.....Your Girlfriend's Lap Pillow!
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suspeckted@work
on Dec 13, 2004
this is hilarious, thank you much for sharing it...though recently I've offered my actual arm to a special lady to sleep on so I don't think I'll be buying this soon.
-Suspeckted @ margin2margin.com
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Danny Bassette
on Dec 13, 2004
I'd be offended if I got the boyfriend pillow, yes. But I'd laugh if I got the girlfriend. Although I doubt I'd use it, they are creepy, if rather funny at the same time.
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suspeckted@work
on Dec 13, 2004
this is hilarious, thank you much for sharing it...though recently I've offered my actual arm to a special lady to sleep on so I don't think I'll be buying this soon.
-Suspeckted @ margin2margin.joeuser.com
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ParaTed2k
on Dec 13, 2004
After having spent many more nights away from my wife's bed that in it, I wonder if they could make a "Military Protective (Gas)Mask", "Rolled Up Field Jacket" or even an "Online all night because I can't sleep" pillow, to make me feel more "at home" as I sleep.
Getting any of the pillows suggested in your article for my wife would just confuse her either way. ;~D
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iamheather
on Dec 13, 2004
suspeckted
though recently I've offered my actual arm to a special lady to sleep on so I don't think I'll be buying this soon.
Congratulations and good for you!
Danny
I'd be offended if I got the boyfriend pillow, yes. But I'd laugh if I got the girlfriend
~scratches boyfriend pillow off gift list for Danny~
What fascinates me....why do men get a
lap
? Why do women want arms and men want crotches?
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InfoGeek
on Dec 13, 2004
Why do women want arms and men want crotches?
It's not where our head is, it's what our eyes are looking at.
IG
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iamheather
on Dec 13, 2004
ParaTed2K
After having spent many more nights away from my wife's bed that in it, I wonder if they could make a "Military Protective (Gas)Mask", "Rolled Up Field Jacket" or even an "Online all night because I can't sleep" pillow, to make me feel more "at home" as I sleep.
Great ideas, but sad. We should write the makers of the company and request them.
Getting any of the pillows suggested in your article for my wife would just confuse her either way
Zombie wanted to buy me both, stack the man on top of the girl legs and call it our "Eddie Izzard" pillow.
InfoGeek
It's not where our head is, it's what our eyes are looking at.
~scratches head in bewilderment~ Stuffing?
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InfoGeek
on Dec 13, 2004
Why do women want arms and men want crotches
I was assuming that the question was about why men would prefer a real lap to a real arm.
I do not understand the pillow part. If it were me, I would choose another part of the female anatomy.
IG
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iamheather
on Dec 13, 2004
I do not understand the pillow part. If it were me, I would choose another part of the female anatomy.
Boobs?
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InfoGeek
on Dec 13, 2004
Boobs?
Boobs, knockers, breasts, gazongas, love bubbles... yeah those...
IG
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ParaTed2k
on Dec 13, 2004
now, if this thing came with a weekly paycheck, i think i could learn to take the trash our all by myself.
Aww, Little Whip don't want a Big Whipped around?? ;~D
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InfoGeek
on Dec 13, 2004
now, if this thing came with a weekly paycheck, i think i could learn to take the trash our all by myself
We can also belch the alphabet and rotate your tires.
ooo! A double entendre, and at 9:30 pm
Working a nice coffee buzz.
IG
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trina_p
on Dec 13, 2004
The most interesting thing I just noticed about this article (okay not the most but you get what I mean right?) -- the newspaper this article is linked to is my hometown paper - so to speak It's kinda creepy but I guess it doesn't snore or shudder. The female pillow looks kinda trampy thoough
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InfoGeek
on Dec 13, 2004
female pillow looks kinda trampy thoough
and you're point is?
IG
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iamheather
on Dec 13, 2004
LW
now, if this thing came with a weekly paycheck, i think i could learn to take the trash our all by myself.
OOOhhh, good idea. I'd have to learn to stoke the fire too, but hey, I am young.
InfoGeek
Working a nice coffee buzz.
You, too?
Trina_p
The female pillow looks kinda trampy thoough
As InfoGeek already demonstrated, that is the point. We want comfort, they want something else?
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